Ok so wtf.
Darryl from “The Office” apparently a certified BAMF?!

Arrested last week for possession of ecstacy and methamphetamines while also having cocaine and amphetamines in his system?! Who knew he was such a party monster?! Obviously he pleaded guilty to felony drug posession (I don’t really think there’s a way to talk yourself out of that one).

Ending up with a felony count of ecstacy possession while another felony charge of methamphetamine possession and a misdemeanor driving under the influence charges were dropped (phew, lucky but hopefully this never happens again).

He’s been assigned to a drug-diversion program, and if he completes his counseling and stays clean for 18 months he’s in the clear. Hopefully that doesn’t mess up the shipments receiving coming into Dunder Mifflin

lol this clip kills me, Darryl at his finest of course.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/2256/the-office-salaries-revealed

I know it’s mean and it’s certainly not a topic that hasn’t been brought up before but wtf. How freaking old is Miley Cyrus? Like, really though? She looks like she’s going to get some botox done at her local Disney offices in this picture.

It’s gotta be that voice too, I know you know it… the whole, my kids are driving me nuts so I chainsmoke while they’re napping, thing? I just don’t know… maybe I’ve been watching too much Law &Order SVU but I seriuosly think she’s like a 35 year old woman in a 15 year old’s body…

What if she’s sucking the youth out of the Disney family to keep her size 5 feet as is?! I THINK WE MAY HAVE A GREYLIST EXCLUSIVE HERE.

Barack Obama and Michelle Obama Blackberry are certainly getting closer these days. According to celebrity friends, George Clooney and Scarlett Johansson, who say he almost immediately responds to all emails and text messages immediately.

Barack’s campaign has been talked about by many with his innovative ways to reach that highly sought voter turnout demographic, turning the mobile generation into knowledgeable voters. Obama mobile has notified many of voting dates, information, etc, urging others to “please forward”. But one step further, http://my.barackobama.com/page/s/firsttoknow texting 62262 with the text “VP” will get Obama mobile users access to who his veep will be an hour before its announced.

Offering great information to users in exchange for voter demographics? Genius.

I’m just obsessed with the fact that not only does Barack have a phone, but he practices proper phone ettiquette. You wont find him using all caps in text messages (why are you yelling anyway!) or mass texting, he’s a classy gentleman. And that alone gets my vote. Unless McCain BBM’s me (um blackberry mobile, get with it) I’ll just be disappointed until then.

OK ANYONE?!

DO YOU SEE THE LIKENESS?!
Daniel Radcliffe for September Vogue, supposedly a promo shot for Equus, I find it EXTREMELY creepy and disturbing. Annie Lebovitz, whats up with this?!

QUOTE OF THE DAY!:
“I’ll go to Good Will for you and pick out a nice new pair of pants for you to wear and split open because you’re getting so f—ing huge. Lose some damn pounds and get a life. You’re pathetic… Consider this a warning.”- Nicole Richie (on Lindsay Lohans phone) to Lauren Hastings via text

First of all what the hell kind of phone does Nico have to send such a large text message in one fell swoop? Second of all, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. that’s a straight up roflcopter right there.

lol Lauren Hastings and Masha Markova have both reported that Lindsay Lohan has stolen their clothing, honestly- if it were me, I’d be stoked… Lindsay Lohan has a pretty shitty sense of style, if she’s stealing it than it probably means its ugly as hell (girl you can have it). Richie sent that little text signed by her on Lindsay’s phone.

I love text wars. Especially text wars over something as stupid as stolen clothing. Markova reported that Lindsay stole her fur coat. I can imagine their stupid asses now, ”oh thats funny, the coat was on our floor this morning and now its gone”. Yeah that effing is funny, who wants your shitty coat anyway? hahahhahaha.

“I contacted Lindsay and said, ‘Look, I know you stole my clothes.’ She then said I was completely delusional, I was pathetic.”- Lauren Hastings.

This is about as stupid as Dumb and Dumberer 2, I’m done with this one.. it really deserves no attention.

Its no secret Adrien Grenier and Isabel Lucas broke up, especially since she was in the crash with fellow Transformers star Shia LaBeouf (he’s still a douche). It was clear that her and Shia were spending too much time together and Adrien ended it.

Either way he’s working his way through the breakup with what every person does to deal with breakups. Shameless and sometimes embarressing rebounding action- we don’t know her name yet but I think we’ll just affectionately call her ‘thunder thighs’. Rude right? Well so is this sad pathetic way for Adrien to passive aggressively try to get Isabel back by showing her he just straight up, don’t give a fuck.

Paddle on, paddle on.

QUOTE OF THE DAY!:
“I am changing my name because Master P is who I used to be, I call it my childhood and P. Miller marks my manhood. I wouldn’t change my past because it has groomed me to be the man I am today. Growing up has nothing to do with age. People grow up mentally and spiritually through life experiences, but when you come from hip-hop it is almost impossible to get past the stereo-type it associates you with. I will always love hip-hop; it plays a major role in who I am today. I have branched out into so many different arenas that range from being the first African-American to have a clothing line at Wal-Mart, to writing books, and speaking on Capitol Hill, but all of that gets overshadowed because I come from the hip hop industry. It’s important for young hip-hop artists to know that they are not limited to one career, they can educate themselves, and prepare for life after hip-hop the same way pro-athletes prepare themselves for life after sports. Also, know that you can branch out into other avenues if you are multi-talented or have other dreams. My dream was to enter corporate America, my son’s dream is to go to college and play basketball, and Will Smith’s was to be a famous actor. Many of us can begin new careers, take advantage of different opportunities and still remain true to hip-hop.

There are a lot of people out there, who are afraid to grow up and change, but I’m not and P. Miller is the evolution of me, Percy Miller the entrepreneur, the businessman. My goal is to educate the hip-hop culture now and if they don’t get it, then hopefully their kids will get it and understand. My fellow hip-hop artists should know that we can’t rap forever. I’m glad I’m in a position in my life where I don’t have to put out music because I’ve prepared myself for the future. To build the generational wealth we have to educate our families. That’s why my son is going to college. Fifteen years later I’m still successful because I’ve realized the importance of education, growing up, and responsibility.”
-P. Miller the artist formerly known as Master P.

….okkkkkkkkk where do I start with THIS one?! FIRST of all… who the hell is even talking about Master P/P.Miller lately ANYWAY?! I mean talking about him so much that he needs to hear his correct and responsible pseudonym to make him feel at peace. He’s just so sick of hearing Master P that he had to make a public announcement of his new name change?

The ONLY time I’ve ever brought up that guy’s name is… make em say uhhhghhghghg uhghgh na na na naaaaaa P MILLER MASTER P! But really though. What is this… P Diddy… freaking Prince… it’s like, come on. Do we really need to keep changing our names? Are we such evolving little butterflies that we have to change it up? Who does he think he is, Cat Stevens?!

I respect the idea of it but let’s be real here… you created Master P, now you deal with it. Make Master P a considerable household name don’t try to get yourself a whole new persona, we all remember you at your best P. Miller. I never thought I’d be saying this, but congratulations to the artist formerly known as “Master P” aka P. Miller… welcome to the List.

&ps. just for shits and giggles…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN-04ZvceLY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFPWdzb12l0&feature=related

Britney Spears!!!
YAYAYAYAYYYY!!!

SHE LOOKS SO FREAKING GOOD!
honestly, we’ve been holding our breaths for this moment in time when she makes her BANGIN’ debut on TV! In these cute spots for the upcoming VMAs, Her and “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” star Russell Brand are shown ridiculously flirtacious. (we love the ‘big elephant’ in the room lol).

its about time. we LOVE this.
Welcome back to the List, Brit Brit (but this time for a good reason)
<3

QUOTE OF THE DAY!:
“Hey there Jenna’s MySpacers! My name is Rainn Wilson and I’ve kidnapped the lovely Jenna, put her, bound, in the trunk of my firebird and logged onto her MySpace to send out this bulletin.

To free America’s sweetheart, Pam Beesly, one half of the magic which is ‘Jam’, you must attend my new movie, The Rocker, which opens August 20th. As soon as the film grosses 18.7 Mil, she will be released and given a peach smoothie.

I’ve also recently discovered that August 20th is truly a special and historic day. Estonia achieved it’s independence! Sting got married to Trudy Skyler! What better way to celebrate the magic of Sting and Estonia than by seeing what is perhaps the greatest film ever made (about a heavy metal drummer).

Many of you have perhaps seen posters of me in my leopard briefs, or the trailers in which my balls get racked by a power strip. And, although the film WILL be adored by legions of teen-aged male Dwight fans, it will also be loved by the whole GD family, including Amish cousins. It truly is a fun and lovely coming-of-age, rock n’roll comedy and good reviews are coming in, including two thumbs up from Ebert and Roeper and also from my son, Walter (who has three of them).

Also, if you’re a fan of: Will Arnett, Christina Applegate, Jason Sudeikis, Jane Lynch, Emma Stone, Jeff Garlin, Demitri Martin, Fred Armisen, Bradley Cooper, Pope Benedick III, WINGS (the show and/or the back-up band), coral reefs, soup, Former Mayor Ed Koch, the guy who played Norm on Cheers, baby Suri, dairy, Coldplay, Animal Planet or the letter “Q”…

YOU WILL LOVE THIS MOVIE! So… Please spend your 10.50$ American on THE ROCKER, get yourself a popcorn and a Mountain Dew, bring 1800 of your closest friends so that 1) Jenna gets a smoothie and 2) They let me be in another movie someday. That is all.

Rainn Dietrich Wilson”

I’m scared for Dwight.
This could be a dangerous solo attempt….
I’d hate to say I told you so but this ain’t Dunder Mifflin anymore.
Goodluck to The Rocker… we wish you more than 3 people on opening day.

QUOTE OF THE DAY!:
“It’s kind of funny. But it’s like, you know, I guess some people assume there’s a seed of truth to it. People think where there’s smoke, there’s fire. People think that, but they don’t realize that, er, it’s obviously, er, it’s just so amazing the way something can be… just a complete fabrication, yet it gets twisted.”
-Ed Westwick of Gossip Girl

So what he’s saying is the truth gets twisted. So the truth is not very…straight?

hahahahhahha Rumors are flying about possible romances between Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford of Gossip Girl. I mean, it kind of gives me the creeps about how that whole set is some weird friendship dating orgy of friends, theyre like, ALWAYS together. All of em! I’m sure that makes for great on screen chemistry but wtf.

I feel bad for Ed, they always put him in the most… “twisted” styles that it’s inevitable that he would be suspected of having homosexual relations with the almost too-hot Chace. As for Chace, he’s trying to get more skrill out of the CW by demanding a lot more.. getting shut down because hes part of an “ensemble” cast, they could just as easily write him out of the line.

With all the new sexual foree’s in advertising I have a feeling this show is going to turn into a live-action smut book.

…&i couldn’t be more excited hahahaha.