So here’s good ol’ Hil on the set of the new Polish Brother’s film, “Stay Cool”. Michael Polish is directing while Mark is starring, your standard wasn’t cool in high school but made it big so I’m coming back type deal. It’s a comedy about Mark who is a successful author who comes back to [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Accessorize the Grey'
i really hope Hilary Duff doesn’t ruin “Stay Cool”
August 6th, 2008 · No Comments
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Justin Timberlake, thank you for creating the world.
July 29th, 2008 · No Comments
my favorite. the trucker hat paired with the infamous uni-lense sunglasses.
QUOTE OF THE DAY!:
“It’s funny. I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible for trucker caps. I’ve heard him make that statement before. Trace and I were wearing them when we were seventeen”
-Justin Timberlake
…..
Did you know that JT also invented electricity, Blackberries, and [...]
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Marc Jacobs… just let him get married already.
July 29th, 2008 · No Comments
(don’t you just wanna die? i love MJ and his bull terriers!!)
QUOTE OF THE DAY!:
“Marc Jacobs is very busy.”
-Facebook
Dear Marc Jacobs,
ARE YOU EFFING MARRIED?
Love, The Grey List.
It’s been HIGHLY speculated that Marc Jacobs and Lorenza Martone signed a civil solidarity pact in France the other day, as reported by The Post. Now, what’s really spoiling [...]
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Dear Jessica Simpson, at least your dog is cute. Love, The Grey.
July 24th, 2008 · No Comments
ok that is the cutest little puppy I have ever seen in my life.
now about Jessica’s greasy roots, and unflattering maxi dress?
no comment.
here’s Jess leaving coming into LAX. WITH HER CUTE LITTLE BABY GIRL DOG DAISY.
(are you vomiting yet?)
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Hayden Panettiere… whats more annoying then spelling her last name? Her new song single, “wake up call”. BARF.
July 16th, 2008 · No Comments
QUOTE OF THE DAY!:
“it seems like i gotta do wrong to get your attention
but maybe when i call this man up, you’re finally starting to wake up
i think i’m gonna have to cheat, to keep your eyes on me
but maybe if i make you jealous, you’re finally starting to wake up”
yes. that’s right. Hayden Panettiere [...]
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iPhone hits the market as…A $200 ego-trip…
July 8th, 2008 · No Comments
Okkkkkkkkkkkkk, so hahahahfdksjafdl;ajfklda to all the people who are now kicking themselves for having that damn iPhone. Seriously, the phone is pretty sweet but opening up the market to make it 200 bucks? So many tools are going to have that phone slash will look even more like idiots because they have to use a [...]
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Louis Vuitton makes $61M off of eBay, that’s one hell of a knock off.
July 1st, 2008 · No Comments
Get your knockoff shit quick, this bust is about to blow! Louis Vuitton is getting a fresh $61 mil from eBay due to sales of counterfeit goods on the site. LVMH, Louis Vuitton Moet Hennessy, comprised of the prestigious Louis Vuitton, Givenchy, Fendi, Pucci, said that the sale of knockoff bags on eBay has affected [...]
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Pleather Leggings… sup with that.
June 30th, 2008 · No Comments
And so the age old question prevails. It stumped Freud, Nietzche, and Dostoevsky and here we are, scratching our proverbial heads today.
Are leggings really pants?
(um please check out http://leggingsarenotpants.wordpress.com/)
Seriously, google “leggings are not pants”. People are outraged. What happens?
Revolt! MK don’t even give a shit right now, babygirl’s rockin’ them shits all the time.
Lindsay Lohan [...]
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American Apparel not only for Euros and Scenesters anymore, but for sexual deviants.
June 17th, 2008 · No Comments
American Apparel has clearly outdone it self again. What can I say, I love a good innuendo.
Presenting the Hitachi Magic Wand Massager! For sale amongst a sea of Euro-heavy deep v-necks (because we need to see intense chest hair and nipple piercings), American Apparel has capitalized on it’s intensely sexual campaigning, which it just can’t [...]
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Fashion Mastermind Yves Saint Laurent passes away at 71.
June 2nd, 2008 · No Comments
(Yves Saint Laurent and Catherine Deneuve, 1966)
R.I.P. YVES SAINT LAURENT
(August 1, 1936-June 1, 2008)
The man famed for masculine pant suits for women, thigh high boots, and tuxedo jackets passed away in his home in Paris on Sunday at the age of 71. One of the most iconic men in fashion and innovator to the masses, [...]
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Sweet VISOR, Matt.
May 13th, 2008 · 1 Comment
A very preggo Camila Alves & Sir McConaughey at an LA Dodgers game.
That guy is a hot mess, no wonder he’s always shirtless…
the man cannot dress himself to save himself.
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Mila Kunis in InStyle- Forgetting That 70’s Show
April 30th, 2008 · No Comments
See ya, Jackie from That 70’s Show. Mila Kunis gets way tighter the older she gets, from Familiy Guy to Forgetting Sarah Marshall, this girl is back in the spot light and apparently teeeenier.
[I will say one thing though, I think that That 70's Show just MAKES people annoying. I absolutely hated Ashton, Wilmer [...]
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Pete Wentz Fall Out Boy… Falls out of closet?
April 15th, 2008 · No Comments
Well, Pete, you asked for it so here it is. At the same time as your engagement to Ashlee seems real and rumors swirl around her pregnancy, everyone seems to think you may still be gay. Now we love gay, straight, bi, whatever…but we wish it could be kept real. I mean really, Pete, you [...]
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OMG Matthew McConaughey has a shirt on!
April 12th, 2008 · No Comments
So, ‘Fool’s Gold’ just came out. This intellectual thriller must be making BILLIONS in the box office. The REALLY good news is that at the premier Matthew McConaughey had a shirt on! (gasp). I KNOW. The kid took a shower, shaved off that beard, and threw on a shirt… who knew. I wonder how tan [...]
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The Green Lantern meets Captain Planet meets Benji Madden.
March 20th, 2008 · No Comments
Ok ok ok ok ok…it’s fucking enough already!!! Unless you have been living UNDER A ROCK for the past however long, Benji Madden and Paris Hilton are being seen together and taking pictures together (ok,we get it, they’re a couple).
Back to the point, we’ve already gone over this here at theGreyList ad-nauseum. But there is [...]
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‘Bella’ was an LC for LA’s Fashion Week (no, Not Lauren Conrad…Lost Cause), sorry Lauren
March 20th, 2008 · No Comments
OMG, congrats L.C. on your runway show at L.A. Fashion Week!
We, at theGreyList, apreesh’ your integrity to make a name for yourself that doesn’t involve a flop reality party planning show (ahem, Kristin Cavallari…) or being a bitch (no use in being subtle, Heidi- you’re awful)- I want to be able to say how great [...]
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My girlfriend Victoria Beckham and her gays…
February 12th, 2008 · No Comments
I heart Victoria Beckham. She could show up at a funeral wearing Birkenstock stilettos, burlap lederhosen and a fleece tunic and I would still stand in applause of her MAJOR sense of style and timing.
Don’t judge me.
Our love affair began a couple of years ago when I was home sick with the flu (hung over), sitting on the [...]
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Paper or Plastic?
February 10th, 2008 · No Comments
This dress just goes to show that creative inspiration can occur in the most unlikely places.
Picture it - West Hollywood, February 2008: While stocking up on Diet Coke, sunflower seeds and Pirate’s Booty at the local Trader Joes, a light bulb goes off in Rihanna’s head when going through the check-out line and the preoperative transgendered [...]
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A horse is a horse, of course, of course…
February 6th, 2008 · No Comments
Well its about time.
FINALLY we get to see a super model eating something other than the filter end of a Marlboro Red. I think I speak for all the chubby girls out there when I say, “BRAVA Tyra Banks!” Brava indeed. Not only have you spat in the face of the fashion industry’s obsession with skinny bitches, [...]
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Ashley, dear.
February 4th, 2008 · No Comments
What do you get when you cross breed a chain-smoking runway model with the Keebler Elf? Ashley Olsen - that’s what.
I’ve been giving this a lot of thought lately because it seems that I’m being visually assaulted on a regular basis by images of extremely wealthy people stepping out their door appearing as though they [...]
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