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omg. Shia LaBeouf.
what an idiot. please see the video above to see Shia call his friend a “faggot” and then get royally bitchslapped.
in all honesty, what is there even to say?

greeeeeeeeeeeylisted.

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Omg so rude, Kate Moss replaced by Alice Dellal for the Agent Provocateur Campaign prized at 500,000 pounds. Moss has been involved with Agent Provocateur in the past, in 2006 she did a bridal lingerie campaign- but now, her shit’s been swooped on. By a 20-year old, ouch. To make it even worse, they went [...]

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Lindsay Lohan and effing Samantha Ronson. Let’s go there for a second.
In all honesty I’m sick of having to hear all the stupid rumors about them dating, hooking up, sending each other freaky weird text messages about getting married, and so on and so forth. Apparently a while back, they were sending private Myspace messages [...]

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Quote of the DAY:
“It’s also a special time for Laura, who this Mother’s Day weekend will watch a young woman we raised together walk down the aisle.” - President George Bush
If you ask me, that was just selfish of Jenna. Way to steal the thunder of Mother’s Day with your own wedding! So let’s just [...]

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Oh Hayden Panettiere.
a) I hate you because I have to spell check your last name like every five seconds
b) you are 18 but you got Milo Ventimiglia
(probably met at the “i have confusing ass last names” club)
c) because your Teen Vogue interview was a sham
As the cover girl for Teen Vogue’s June/July 2008 issue, we [...]

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(ok I’m fairly positive that this is from MisShapes in NYC. gross. so over hipsters trying too hard to be hip. another sidenote: agyness is looking pretty oi! oi! paloi! in this pic BARF)
AGYNESS DEYN.
Let’s just shave against the grain for a second, everyone loves her. Let’s hate her for a second. I personally find [...]

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QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“it makes it easy, its sexy, it looks great when you’re holding it”
Paris Hilton, talking about her new Italian champagne, Rich, which is in a can (wtf).
Paris Hilton was on Letterman last night. I will say one thing, Letterman is GREAT at being an asshole to and completely demeaning people when he’s [...]

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Quote of the DAY!
“For people to say Employee of The Month was a flop is ludicrous. It made the money back - that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop - it opened at $30 million. If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?”
-Jessica Simpson.
…are [...]

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(gold crowns? holy guido!)
Obvi, Vicks Beckham is too busy being skinny to do PR work for her clothing line dVb; and boutique owners (namely the infamous Kitson) are getting quite impatient with her, threatening to drop the line from their stores. After Kitson publically blasted Victoria, she finally issued a half-assed statement apologizing and finally [...]

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The ecstacy tab has finally hit John Mayer… in a recent interview with People magazine, he gushed about how awesome his hair is and INSISTED that the interviewer run her fingers through it.
“It’s important because it draws people together. Feel it. Run your fingers through my hair, and tell me what it feels like.” And [...]

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So I thought that Nick Cannon was effing genius in Drumline but who knew his geniusness would span across his sassy characters that are rough on the exterior but have a heart of gold–Mr. Nick Cannon just picked up a Misses. Mr. Nick and Mimi Cannon?!!
Genius, eloping iat Carey’s house in Eleuthera in the Bahamas, [...]

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I know you all are as excited as I am for the release of Crank 2.
…….
W. T. F.
You haven’t lived until you see the original Crank, a story about a man who gets injected with a chinese-type serum that would kill a man unless he keeps his adrenaline level at a certain point. (read: about [...]

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John Mayer is officially pulling girls completely out of his league. The emotional kid is putting another notch in his belt by being seen with Jennifer Aniston. There must be something about him, maybe his kind eyes, his soft hands, his heartfelt lyrics? Who knows, but whatever it is, it’s working. Anybody who can sing [...]

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Alright, I’m sick of this shit already. This whole, I’m so sad because I love drugs bull that people use to fuel their “artistic” side. Let me just say, just because you have a poster with Starry Night on it, does not mean that you are an artsy guy. This DIRECTLY correlates with the fact [...]

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So it’s summer, we have to see every frikkin’ celeb in their bathing suits (the paparazzi can’t help but perv on celebs at the beach). Yeah, I’ll give it to you, Fergie’s got a bangin’ bod. But in the end, she’s a classic butterface. Yeah. I said it.
Butter. Face. “her body’s hot, but her face, [...]

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sassy, self-righteous quote? check.
i don’t give a shit about you facial expression? check.
no fat on bones? check.
antithesis to Kardashian’s ass? check.
boobs? omg. wait…. oh ok there there one is. check.
(thanks for the boob grab Elisha, the angle ALMOST makes them look bigger…)
does anybody get that creeping suspicion that Elisha is wearing a bad wig?!
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So only a Las Vegas morning radio show would be as obnoxious as they are to interview Paris Hilton and ask her dumb questions like, “Would you rather have Jessica Simpson’s rack or Kim Kardashian’s ass?” (Obvi, the rack)
And only Paris Hilton would be dumb enough to respond with, “I would not want that, [...]

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Fergie is Catwoman…NOT! So, Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco, performed for American Idols’ Idol Gives Back charity event Sunday night and wowed the audience by her stage antics. We’re not peeing pants here anymore, Fergie has stepped up her game with a little gymnastics. I guess it’s her way to protest the olympics?She [...]

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Blah, blah… Chris Brown and Rihanna still aren’t “dating” per se. I’m over it, they make out all over town and still want to deny it. What I’m really trying to get to here is Rihanna’s new tat. Of course, like all tattoos this one is deeply emotional and sentimental, obviously there was much thought [...]

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Yes, live on his show, Bill Maher wished them dead, a bit harsh…but we understand. While Jay Z and Beyonce, true celebrities with real talent and a reason for being known are celebrating the wedding that could match J Lo and Marc Anthony, Heidi and Spencer are making us sick. Now we don’t actually wish [...]

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