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Brooke Hogan. just stop.

July 24th, 2008 · No Comments

really?
REALLY?!!! come on.
if you really think this is a paparazzi picture and she ISN’T STAGING THESE PICTURES then you should be taken out back and given a swift backhand. like, you’ve gotta be kidding me with this shit.
Ironic how these playful, yet sexy pictures are released of Brooke at her lovely little beach day and [...]

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Jude Law for Dior Sport Homme… we’re over it.

July 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

Jude Law just did the commercial and the print ads for Dior Sport Homme in the Bahamas, quoted in saying that it’s hard to do commercials because you have to get in the part quicker (duh). I know it’s hard for Jude Law to get in the part of a dude who knows he’s sexy… [...]

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BRAVO is screwed- Project Runway says goodbye.

July 21st, 2008 · No Comments

Designers, you have 10 minutes to make a dress out of these shards of glass, face oil-blotting papers, and the wrapper from my Cliff bar this morning… go.
Sure enough, its done. It gets done and it’s damn good too. It’s like watching a couture Macguyver, I don’t even know where they find these people but [...]

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Hayden Panettiere… whats more annoying then spelling her last name? Her new song single, “wake up call”. BARF.

July 16th, 2008 · No Comments

QUOTE OF THE DAY!:
“it seems like i gotta do wrong to get your attention
but maybe when i call this man up, you’re finally starting to wake up
i think i’m gonna have to cheat, to keep your eyes on me
but maybe if i make you jealous, you’re finally starting to wake up”
yes. that’s right. Hayden Panettiere [...]

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So Holly and Bridget hate Kendra… I would too if I were old as hell.

July 16th, 2008 · No Comments

Thanks to Paul Heyman, cornering the seemingly pretty uncomfortable two of a trifecta of Hugh Hefner’s gfs. Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt were there judging for Playboys 55th anniversary Playmate of the Year contest whilst Kendra Wilkinson was nowhere to be seen. Questions were raised as to why she wasn’t there and if it was [...]

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PWN3D!!@$@#!@

July 11th, 2008 · No Comments

Seriously, I feel like I devote entirely way too much time to this wench but this is hilarious. Homegirl face shoves her own damn security guard. Amy Winehouse, DGAF.

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Maybe she should protest for longer shorts instead.

July 11th, 2008 · No Comments

QUOTE OF THE DAY!:
“I’ve been in Australia filming Big Brother, in which my housemates and I are confined and sealed off from the outside world, much like the chickens who are crammed inside barns for KFC. Fortunately, I won’t be stomped to death, have my legs broken or be scalded to death in a tank [...]

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Mariah Carey- yeah we get it, you’re a cougar!

July 9th, 2008 · No Comments

wtf dude. Mariah Carey looks really freaking good.
LOOKIT HOW SKINNY SHE IS!!!!
Anyway- she’s on the cover for August’s Elle magazine, of course talking about her bullshit with Nick Cannon. (Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely LOVED “Drumline” but it doesn’t change the fact that he’s kind of toolish).
If you read the story on http://www.elle.com/coverstory/14073/mariah-carey-nick-cannon-wedding-touch-my-body-elle.html the article [...]

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Sorry Justin, Drew Barrymore is probably the best you’ll ever do.

July 8th, 2008 · No Comments

 
Drew Barrymore and that Mac guy split up. Justin Long, otherwise known as the hot Mac guy or the kinda funny guy who was in Live Free or Die Hard is now going to go back to funny roles in B movies, secondary roles in A movies, or being the uber cool mac guy.
Drew Barrymore’s [...]

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson… still in denial about being lumberjack lesbians.

July 8th, 2008 · No Comments

QUOTE OF THE DAY!:
“Just go all out with it!”
-Tila Tequila to usmagazine.com on Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson
Obvi we need to listen to Dalai Tequila, because she’s currently writing a book (LOL) called “Hooking Up with Tila Tequila” which is a self-help book. Seriously, any body who’s willing to buy that piece of shit is [...]

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yeah I’ll say it, Brooke Hogan looks beat in Maxim.

July 1st, 2008 · No Comments

Dude, come on. beeeeeeeeaaatttttt.
Doesn’t Maxim usually get ridiculous hottie stars that are super famous and pushing a new movie/album/porn in their pages? Wtf is Brooke Hogan doing in it?! She’s on a crash course to porn fail-dom if she keeps this up.
Like, sweet 90’s black roots and scrunchy blonde hair. Mousse is out, I don’t [...]

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omg Taylor Momsen is frikkin 14 years old!

June 26th, 2008 · No Comments

(from www.countdownto18.com) wtf. Creeeeeeeeeepy…Jen Benet at 14?
Gossip Girl.
The television phenomena that has taken over a wave of pop culture, style, and .. my life. It’s a neccessary evil in any person’s life… the storyline is bad and over-exaggerated, the scenarios are completely ridiculous and inflated, and it’s hard to believe that juniors in high school [...]

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Hilary Duff has more thighs than KFC.

June 18th, 2008 · No Comments

Yeah, it’s a rough life being in the public eye- which is why stars get pressured into stylists, personal hair dressers, personal makeup artists, trainers, self-tanning, etc….so what in the HELL is Hilary’s excuse right NOW?! Girlfriend is lettin’ that shit hang all out. Now lets be real here, yes, people have been going pretty [...]

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Holy Delusional, Batman! Tila Tequila is Ridiculous.

June 12th, 2008 · No Comments

QUOTE OF THE DAY!:
It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is [...]

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perez the musical…ugh.

June 11th, 2008 · No Comments

I truly believe there is enough evil in this world, but to no avail, thank you to three graduated NYC students; Randy Blair, Timothy Michael Drucker, and Zach Redler- congratulations, you are three biggest tools in this ENTIRE universe. Yeah, the trifecta from tribeca, responsible for the idea of … get ready for it,
“PEREZ HILTON [...]

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Lindsay Lohan has lost her damn mind.

June 10th, 2008 · No Comments

One more reason to hate Lindsay Lohan:
The infamous, 6216, her attempt at fashion and design. Coined from Marilyn Monroe’s (sigh… I know, we get it, Lindsay Lohan is obsessed with Marilyn Monroe) birthday, June 1, 1926- her line is one of high fashion, hard thinking, innovation, and lots of creative construction. Yeahhhh, it’s a bunch [...]

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A Time for Heroes Celeb Carnival brings out the psycho in Mischa…

June 9th, 2008 · No Comments

Ok, really though??
The Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Aids Foundation just hosted their annual A Time for Heroes Celebrity Carnival, sponsored by Disney and a ton of celebs came out to show their support to young children suffering with Aids. So it makes total sense that Mischa Barton would show up as a raver fairy? With a [...]

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Shia LeBeouf, clearly wasted &an idiot.

June 9th, 2008 · No Comments

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid285859616/bclid294430730/bctid1595638856
omg. Shia LaBeouf.
what an idiot. please see the video above to see Shia call his friend a “faggot” and then get royally bitchslapped.
in all honesty, what is there even to say?

greeeeeeeeeeeylisted.

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Kate Moss PWN3D by Alice Dellal.

June 7th, 2008 · No Comments

Omg so rude, Kate Moss replaced by Alice Dellal for the Agent Provocateur Campaign prized at 500,000 pounds. Moss has been involved with Agent Provocateur in the past, in 2006 she did a bridal lingerie campaign- but now, her shit’s been swooped on. By a 20-year old, ouch. To make it even worse, they went [...]

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Lindsay and Sam… the shit show continues.

May 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

Lindsay Lohan and effing Samantha Ronson. Let’s go there for a second.
In all honesty I’m sick of having to hear all the stupid rumors about them dating, hooking up, sending each other freaky weird text messages about getting married, and so on and so forth. Apparently a while back, they were sending private Myspace messages [...]

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