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Entries Tagged as 'Bitch-slap the Grey'

Master P is now P.Miller. I’d prefer P. Miller Highlife, just because it’s the champagne of beers.

August 13th, 2008 · No Comments

QUOTE OF THE DAY!:
“I am changing my name because Master P is who I used to be, I call it my childhood and P. Miller marks my manhood. I wouldn’t change my past because it has groomed me to be the man I am today. Growing up has nothing to do with age. People grow [...]

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Tags: Bitch-slap the Grey · WTF?

Rainn Wilson. DONT SUCK IN ‘THE ROCKER’ OR ELSE YOU WILL RUIN ALL OF THE FAME THAT ‘THE OFFICE’ HAS EVER CREATED.

August 11th, 2008 · No Comments

QUOTE OF THE DAY!:
“Hey there Jenna’s MySpacers! My name is Rainn Wilson and I’ve kidnapped the lovely Jenna, put her, bound, in the trunk of my firebird and logged onto her MySpace to send out this bulletin.
To free America’s sweetheart, Pam Beesly, one half of the magic which is ‘Jam’, you must attend my new [...]

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Ed Westwick is not gay, REPEAT. NOT GAY. but maybe a bit ‘twisted’

August 8th, 2008 · No Comments

 
QUOTE OF THE DAY!:
“It’s kind of funny. But it’s like, you know, I guess some people assume there’s a seed of truth to it. People think where there’s smoke, there’s fire. People think that, but they don’t realize that, er, it’s obviously, er, it’s just so amazing the way something can be… just a complete [...]

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Tags: Bitch-slap the Grey · Lifestyles of the Rich and Grey

Sarah Jessica Parker owns Matthew Broderick.

August 1st, 2008 · No Comments

You really can’t get away with shit in Hollywood, I don’t care how sneaky you think you are. Matthew Broderick’s disgusting little hookup with a 25 year old social worker went awry when reports were blasted in Star Magazine (of course). We later find out this little fetus thats hooking up with Matthew had later [...]

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Tags: Bitch-slap the Grey · Lifestyles of the Rich and Grey

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. BRING IT, FRASER, BRING IT.

July 31st, 2008 · No Comments

 

Two shirts. Check.
Two belts. Check.
Fingerless gloves. Check.
Bad-ass with a heart of gold and a soft, funny side. CHECK.
hahahahahahha YES.
The Mummy 3 is coming out tomorrow; full name; The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Ask any of my friends, I’ve been quite excited for this little cinematic gem to come out for quite some time [...]

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i’m feeling a little mean today… (what else is new) Fergie’s new shoe line looks like it will suck. or be offered exclusively at Wet Seal.

July 30th, 2008 · No Comments

So Jessica Simpson is not the first or the last person to put their name on a semi-decent shoe line and call it fashion. Here come’s Fergie’s shit. Expect a nice little vacation for your tootsie starting Spring of ‘09. Fergalicious make them boys go loco has started to show off her new line- they’re [...]

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LC you’re a blowhole… STFU.

July 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Honestly, LC had a good thing going for her when she broke away from “Laguna Beach” everyone felt all sad for her because nobody liked her… and now we freaking know why.
Let’s do a quick update on the past few weeks for a day in the life of Lauren Conrad:

Constant allegations that she is NOT [...]

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Brooke Hogan. just stop.

July 24th, 2008 · No Comments

really?
REALLY?!!! come on.
if you really think this is a paparazzi picture and she ISN’T STAGING THESE PICTURES then you should be taken out back and given a swift backhand. like, you’ve gotta be kidding me with this shit.
Ironic how these playful, yet sexy pictures are released of Brooke at her lovely little beach day and [...]

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Jude Law for Dior Sport Homme… we’re over it.

July 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

Jude Law just did the commercial and the print ads for Dior Sport Homme in the Bahamas, quoted in saying that it’s hard to do commercials because you have to get in the part quicker (duh). I know it’s hard for Jude Law to get in the part of a dude who knows he’s sexy… [...]

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BRAVO is screwed- Project Runway says goodbye.

July 21st, 2008 · No Comments

Designers, you have 10 minutes to make a dress out of these shards of glass, face oil-blotting papers, and the wrapper from my Cliff bar this morning… go.
Sure enough, its done. It gets done and it’s damn good too. It’s like watching a couture Macguyver, I don’t even know where they find these people but [...]

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Hayden Panettiere… whats more annoying then spelling her last name? Her new song single, “wake up call”. BARF.

July 16th, 2008 · No Comments

QUOTE OF THE DAY!:
“it seems like i gotta do wrong to get your attention
but maybe when i call this man up, you’re finally starting to wake up
i think i’m gonna have to cheat, to keep your eyes on me
but maybe if i make you jealous, you’re finally starting to wake up”
yes. that’s right. Hayden Panettiere [...]

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Tags: Accessorize the Grey · Bitch-slap the Grey

So Holly and Bridget hate Kendra… I would too if I were old as hell.

July 16th, 2008 · No Comments

Thanks to Paul Heyman, cornering the seemingly pretty uncomfortable two of a trifecta of Hugh Hefner’s gfs. Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt were there judging for Playboys 55th anniversary Playmate of the Year contest whilst Kendra Wilkinson was nowhere to be seen. Questions were raised as to why she wasn’t there and if it was [...]

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Tags: Bitch-slap the Grey · Lifestyles of the Rich and Grey

PWN3D!!@$@#!@

July 11th, 2008 · No Comments

Seriously, I feel like I devote entirely way too much time to this wench but this is hilarious. Homegirl face shoves her own damn security guard. Amy Winehouse, DGAF.

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Maybe she should protest for longer shorts instead.

July 11th, 2008 · No Comments

QUOTE OF THE DAY!:
“I’ve been in Australia filming Big Brother, in which my housemates and I are confined and sealed off from the outside world, much like the chickens who are crammed inside barns for KFC. Fortunately, I won’t be stomped to death, have my legs broken or be scalded to death in a tank [...]

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Mariah Carey- yeah we get it, you’re a cougar!

July 9th, 2008 · No Comments

wtf dude. Mariah Carey looks really freaking good.
LOOKIT HOW SKINNY SHE IS!!!!
Anyway- she’s on the cover for August’s Elle magazine, of course talking about her bullshit with Nick Cannon. (Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely LOVED “Drumline” but it doesn’t change the fact that he’s kind of toolish).
If you read the story on http://www.elle.com/coverstory/14073/mariah-carey-nick-cannon-wedding-touch-my-body-elle.html the article [...]

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Tags: Bitch-slap the Grey · Lifestyles of the Rich and Grey

Sorry Justin, Drew Barrymore is probably the best you’ll ever do.

July 8th, 2008 · No Comments

 
Drew Barrymore and that Mac guy split up. Justin Long, otherwise known as the hot Mac guy or the kinda funny guy who was in Live Free or Die Hard is now going to go back to funny roles in B movies, secondary roles in A movies, or being the uber cool mac guy.
Drew Barrymore’s [...]

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson… still in denial about being lumberjack lesbians.

July 8th, 2008 · No Comments

QUOTE OF THE DAY!:
“Just go all out with it!”
-Tila Tequila to usmagazine.com on Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson
Obvi we need to listen to Dalai Tequila, because she’s currently writing a book (LOL) called “Hooking Up with Tila Tequila” which is a self-help book. Seriously, any body who’s willing to buy that piece of shit is [...]

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yeah I’ll say it, Brooke Hogan looks beat in Maxim.

July 1st, 2008 · No Comments

Dude, come on. beeeeeeeeaaatttttt.
Doesn’t Maxim usually get ridiculous hottie stars that are super famous and pushing a new movie/album/porn in their pages? Wtf is Brooke Hogan doing in it?! She’s on a crash course to porn fail-dom if she keeps this up.
Like, sweet 90’s black roots and scrunchy blonde hair. Mousse is out, I don’t [...]

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omg Taylor Momsen is frikkin 14 years old!

June 26th, 2008 · No Comments

(from www.countdownto18.com) wtf. Creeeeeeeeeepy…Jen Benet at 14?
Gossip Girl.
The television phenomena that has taken over a wave of pop culture, style, and .. my life. It’s a neccessary evil in any person’s life… the storyline is bad and over-exaggerated, the scenarios are completely ridiculous and inflated, and it’s hard to believe that juniors in high school [...]

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Tags: Bitch-slap the Grey · Lifestyles of the Rich and Grey

Hilary Duff has more thighs than KFC.

June 18th, 2008 · No Comments

Yeah, it’s a rough life being in the public eye- which is why stars get pressured into stylists, personal hair dressers, personal makeup artists, trainers, self-tanning, etc….so what in the HELL is Hilary’s excuse right NOW?! Girlfriend is lettin’ that shit hang all out. Now lets be real here, yes, people have been going pretty [...]

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