Yes, live on his show, Bill Maher wished them dead, a bit harsh…but we understand. While Jay Z and Beyonce, true celebrities with real talent and a reason for being known are celebrating the wedding that could match J Lo and Marc Anthony, Heidi and Spencer are making us sick. Now we don’t actually wish anyone to reach their mortal demise, but boy is Bill right! Couldn’t you guys decide you’ve had too much of the fame and move to, say, Siberia or Antarctica? Maybe you could help re-freeze the melting ice shelves beyatches.

Bill Maher, we love you. Saying what we are all thinking yet again. What is it that makes these two nobody’s turn gossip-mongers, turn future ex-wives/husbands famous? Not their looks, they are average at best, it’s not their talent…well, we saw the unfortunate karaoke video, Heidi, very unfortunate. For the love of G-d PLEASE don’t do that again…no more beaches and videos and singing for you. You are officially banished to Siberia where you can rot in a Gulag! As for you Spencer…wow, you will simply disappear without ever leaving when Heidi wakes up and leaves you. Both of you please do something good with your narcissistic self-proclaimed talentless fame. This should be the last time you grace the Grey. Neither of you are worthy of future wasted breath…or typing.

Say goodnight to the Grey Heidi and Spencer.