Literally, Madonna scares the living hell out of me. Her guns are simply, out of control. I mean what’s with that mega veiny steroid bicep.

There’s really nothing to say, except for the fact that she’s a dude. Proof positive, kissing a real Brit…no, Brit Spears, and then there’s Aguilera, well who wouldn’t smack down with her.

Madonna my dear, not to preach, but leaving your gym in London on Monday with a coat on only your head was very frat-boy-ish. I’m afraid to say anything else, you might beat the shit out of me or make me become a pledge… but I will say this, your Vanity Fair spread kicks ass…the perfect opposite to this photo.

Arms on a hot middle aged lady that look like they could strangle me? Welcome to the GREY Madonna. Right where you belong.