Welp, Golam is obviously out of his hole and back to looking for his precious.
Oh no, it’s Amy Winehouse.

Let me just start this one off by saying, AMY- YOU ARE A FREAKING TRAINWRECK. You need to check yourself before you WRECK yourself!!!!!!!! I’m not even going to get into the ‘impetigo’ thing that is ravaging her face… she looks like a minefield, straight up crack face. So bad news office-death-poolers, she’s going back to rehab, but don’t cross her off your list just yet.

I’m not about to pat her on the back and send her off with a gold star just yet. I’m pretty much convinced that to be fully rehabilitated, she’d need a damn lobotomy. Hell, they’d just need to start new, peel her face off & then slap her…with latex gloves on of course, ew! It’s like working with scraps, you’re better off throwing them away than trying to make due out of them.

At the end of the day, she really needs to lay off the pipe and kick Blake to the curb. That kid is bad news and we all know it- if he could fit up Amy’s nostrils, man, he’d be gone. It was confirmed that Amy simply cannot stay in the UK, “there are too many temptations.” You know, like, Big Ben… makes her want to do coke. Buckingham Palace? ….coke. Westminster Abbey? The Queen…. you guessed it, line ‘em up. So I guess it’s the proper time to bid adieu to Amy and wish her good luck. Hopefully they scrape her face off and sew up her nostrils; that’s how she’s going to rehabilitate, right?