So everyone’s waiting with weighted breath for the SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE. May 30th is steadily approaching but the best part, I think, about a hit movie is all the crap that happens before. Spoilers, gossip, paparazzi, drama, promos, etc. Necessary evils to the industry, nonetheless, let’s see whats happening around NYC shall we?

The Kristin Davis sex pics are DISGUSTING. I honestly dry-heaved in my mouth when I saw the pics of her hairy bush… let’s be frank here, there’s no politically correct or appealing way to say it; it honestly was just… distasteful. I have a theory going that they just got a look-alike to take pics so that the pre-release chatting would be about Charlotte’s so-called freaky lifestyle in real life. I don’t really get it, but it’s working… people are talking, right? Unfortunately its about her “C U Next Tuesday” but it’s still talk.

Poor Kristin and Cynthia Nixon got screwed, getting paid the least of the four at $2 mill a piece… granted I could do lots of damage with $2 million dollars, but Kim Cattrall is making $6 for holding out in negotiation longer. (smart move, it’s not like they could get someone else to play the slutty older one..).

Powerhouse Sarah Jessica Parker turns out to be a greedy bitch here; that little money pig is taking home the big bucks for producing the film (as well as starring in it). $10 million for playing Carrie and another $5 for producing…. SJP is getting paid $15 million to drink cosmos and talk about men? I know plenty of drunk sluts who don’t get paid at all really… they mostly get paid to leave, if anything. Moving on, please notice the promos for this film. It’s honestly hilarious, SJP is like a freaking publicity Godzilla, stomping all over the other three girls. Her only, no other presence of the others. They must be off having sex, I suppose. “SEX AND THE CITY: THE MOVIE. ‘gt carried away”. Single picture of SJP.

HOW EFFING RUDE.
It’s like, we get it… obviously the show is ONLY ABOUT CARRIE but if the show didn’t have the other three in it… it would just be SJP spitting out cutesy sex puns for half an hour. Nobody wants to see that. You need the bitchy comments (Miranda), the slutty comments (Samantha), and a pearl necklace present [no pun intended (Charlotte)] coupled by the occasional sexual faux pas or blowjob. Either way, peep this:

“Kim Cattrell might be in for a little competition for her title of Most Demanding SATC Cast Member. Sarah Jessica Parker may not be the only star of Sex And The City, but you’ll have a hard time telling her that. According to new whispers from the Rumor Mill, SJP has irritated film bosses with demands that she be the only star featured on promotional materials for the May 30th, 2008 film Sex And The City: The Movie.

“She fought to have the movie poster feature only her,” Star Magazine writes.

“They planned to sell luxury t-shirts and shoes to coincide with the movie’s release, but Sarah demanded that the merchandise be sold only through her Bitten line. This way, the focus will still be on Sarah and she’ll profit from the sales”

Hamming it up on a movie famed on four? GREY. Plain and simple, GREY.