nice. real classy. so you are on your way to a successful porn career, Audrina. Real step up…although it’s more realistic than some crappy, I can’t sing video on a beach.

So you may be that one girl on ‘The Hills’… gosh, not the cute blonde one or the fashionable one… the other one.
Yeahhh, AUDRINA. I know you’re the other friend of LC. I just was shocked when you told me you actually have ‘L’ and ‘C’ charms hanging from your left and right nipples. (Sorry, the yellow stars blocked them out). That’s right! I know you wanted to top those amazingly blatant PH and BM(no, not Bowel Movement) initial rings…way to go!

How many puns can we really make up here at theGreyList for young girls on a show called The Hills (ha-ha) who are showing their hoo-has?! It’s really getting old here. Well, the girls of the Hills who are baring their Hills list now welcomes young Audrina Patridge.

Audrina bares it all, ::yawn::, and yet another reel of half naked photos strikes again! What’s funny to me is, look- you took some less than tasteful photos, just deal with it! What’s the deal with trying to play it off like you thought it was going to be a great jump-start to your career?!! Audrina, please, is your manager Scott Baio’s loser-in-a-strip-joint-alone-for-dinner best friend?

“But Audrina’s hopes of impressing Glamour magazine editors were shattered when Playboy showed no interest in her pictures”

REALLY??? really?! First of all, Playboy is not a ‘glamour’ mag. Come on, Aud. Either be a ho or don’t, don’t try to tell us that you were trying to get into glamour magazines. I’m pretty sure any of the glamour mags I’ve ever read didn’t involve the high school cheerleader posing topless in a school girl skirt. That’s just me though, I guess. And we can’t blame your troubled past for your less-than ideal choices in life… YOU’RE LOADED. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m no hater, rich girls can be skanks too- but I also don’t have a “reality” show based off my silly girl antics and shopping trips in Los Angeles; million dollar girl-talk, AND BORING GIRL TALK AT THAT! Every week, Audrina tells us how loaded she is. (please check out the rest of these raunchy photos at www.wwtdd.com); I really couldn’t put up any of the other ones for sake of gag reflexes. Your face is looking just way too bitchy to get our dollars on the strip pole.

We here at theGrey say ‘tsk tsk’. Welcome to the List.

EDIT:
Audrina puts on her Myspace Blog: “I intended them to be artistic and not in any way provocative,” Audrina writes on her MySpace blog this morning. “I was naive, overly trusting of people and inexperienced. I thought that to be a model you had to be comfortable in front of the camera.”
ha.