Ok ok ok ok ok…it’s fucking enough already!!! Unless you have been living UNDER A ROCK for the past however long, Benji Madden and Paris Hilton are being seen together and taking pictures together (ok,we get it, they’re a couple).

Back to the point, we’ve already gone over this here at theGreyList ad-nauseum. But there is one thing I’d like to talk about just a little bit more. Benji has now been spotted wearing a corresponding “PH” ring all bling’ed out. They’re kind of like those stupid charms you used to buy in fifth grade for your BFF4L, to wear around school to assure everyone that you really did have a Best Friend 4 Lyfe. After school we’d all choose best friends and then run over to the Pog store, pick up the newest slammer and some sort of validation of friendship, like, “yeah I have friends, wassup?”. Or better…Bad Bar/Bat-Mitzvah rings which sorry but are NOT back in style and WAYYYY OFF theGreyList…or are they? Paris…you are way losing your cool here…borderline dork and manipulating the media so blatently with your rings and blings and things and those damn ‘ha-ha, made you look at our rings’ stupid know-it-all smirks…who do you take us for? Enquirer readers? C’mon! It’s almost as bad as Britney’s boy-ho’s wearing Hardy shirts and hats and flashing them to make certain they maintain their boy-Ho-sponsors. How much did they get paid by Hardy to wear those skulls anyway?

My question is, why doesn’t Benji just get Paris tattoo’d on his body…we suggest his forehead. I mean who wouldn’t do that for the person that wears a B necklace for you? But an even more private question is, Benji… do those rings have special powers?? Like, if you put the PH and the BM rings together do they combine to create an environmental protector superhero? Or do they shoot green rays out to fight off demonic sharks under water? If you take them off does that mean you broke up with your sweatheart? What’s with all the fuss here??

Well, it’s official, personalized jewelry is SO on theGrey. But hey, we are happy to know that they both can spell their own initials!