I know it’s mean and it’s certainly not a topic that hasn’t been brought up before but wtf. How freaking old is Miley Cyrus? Like, really though? She looks like she’s going to get some botox done at her local Disney offices in this picture.

It’s gotta be that voice too, I know you know it… the whole, my kids are driving me nuts so I chainsmoke while they’re napping, thing? I just don’t know… maybe I’ve been watching too much Law &Order SVU but I seriuosly think she’s like a 35 year old woman in a 15 year old’s body…

What if she’s sucking the youth out of the Disney family to keep her size 5 feet as is?! I THINK WE MAY HAVE A GREYLIST EXCLUSIVE HERE.