QUOTE OF THE DAY!:
“I’ll go to Good Will for you and pick out a nice new pair of pants for you to wear and split open because you’re getting so f—ing huge. Lose some damn pounds and get a life. You’re pathetic… Consider this a warning.”- Nicole Richie (on Lindsay Lohans phone) to Lauren Hastings via text

First of all what the hell kind of phone does Nico have to send such a large text message in one fell swoop? Second of all, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. that’s a straight up roflcopter right there.

lol Lauren Hastings and Masha Markova have both reported that Lindsay Lohan has stolen their clothing, honestly- if it were me, I’d be stoked… Lindsay Lohan has a pretty shitty sense of style, if she’s stealing it than it probably means its ugly as hell (girl you can have it). Richie sent that little text signed by her on Lindsay’s phone.

I love text wars. Especially text wars over something as stupid as stolen clothing. Markova reported that Lindsay stole her fur coat. I can imagine their stupid asses now, ”oh thats funny, the coat was on our floor this morning and now its gone”. Yeah that effing is funny, who wants your shitty coat anyway? hahahhahaha.

“I contacted Lindsay and said, ‘Look, I know you stole my clothes.’ She then said I was completely delusional, I was pathetic.”- Lauren Hastings.

This is about as stupid as Dumb and Dumberer 2, I’m done with this one.. it really deserves no attention.