Its no secret Adrien Grenier and Isabel Lucas broke up, especially since she was in the crash with fellow Transformers star Shia LaBeouf (he’s still a douche). It was clear that her and Shia were spending too much time together and Adrien ended it.

Either way he’s working his way through the breakup with what every person does to deal with breakups. Shameless and sometimes embarressing rebounding action- we don’t know her name yet but I think we’ll just affectionately call her ‘thunder thighs’. Rude right? Well so is this sad pathetic way for Adrien to passive aggressively try to get Isabel back by showing her he just straight up, don’t give a fuck.

Paddle on, paddle on.