You really can’t get away with shit in Hollywood, I don’t care how sneaky you think you are. Matthew Broderick’s disgusting little hookup with a 25 year old social worker went awry when reports were blasted in Star Magazine (of course). We later find out this little fetus thats hooking up with Matthew had later named him “Matty Cakes” (im vomiting in my mouth right now).

Either way, I’d never want to mess with SJP. She just looks like she would mess up that tap dancing s.o.b Matthew Broderick. Cool that he sings his own parts in “The Producers” but it doesn’t mean he still couldn’t get his ass whooped by those high heels that SJP walks around in all day.

Wait, seriously though- Matty Cakes. That’s effing sick. And what the heck is that 25 year old thinking, Matty Cakes isn’t lookin’ so good lately, he looks like he’s a bit of Fatty Cakes. Bad pun, I know I know.

Either way, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew stepped out on what they want to call a “date night”; which means Matthew is sorry as hell and SJP is telling him to look happy or else. I guarantee she’s just digging her claws into his arm, “if you don’t look like youre so damn in love with me, I’LL KILL YOU. …&NATHAN LANE!”.

I do hope that things work out but I don’t know… he’s going to be sorry, and I don’t think she’ll let him forget that.