Two shirts. Check.
Two belts. Check.
Fingerless gloves. Check.
Bad-ass with a heart of gold and a soft, funny side. CHECK.

hahahahahahha YES.
The Mummy 3 is coming out tomorrow; full name; The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Ask any of my friends, I’ve been quite excited for this little cinematic gem to come out for quite some time but thank you to my Myspace homepage, I now know it’s being released tomorrow.

What more could you want? Brendan Fraser and Jet Li; together… being badasses, fighting crime, and putting those mummy motha’s back in their tomb.

Yes, yes we’re all sad to see Rachel Weiss go, but there’s no time for mourning- she may be gone but the mummies are back (oh my g-d they’re back againnnn, brothas sistas everybodys sayinnnn, backstreets back ALRIGHT!) Sorry had to throw that in there. Either way, I’m excited to see how awful this movie does in theaters. Of course, I’m excited but how is the rest of the general public reacting?

Though arguably Brendan did pique with Encino Man (we all know “Bedazzled” was a stretch, even though Liz Hurley donated her name to that one) but whats up with Mr. Fraser? I’m interested how this fun-lovin’ adventure seeker will get himself out of this predicament. Promised to deliver standard one-liners that aren’t funny and probably a lot of sand… The Mummy 3 is sure to please, lets cross our fingers here.