So Jessica Simpson is not the first or the last person to put their name on a semi-decent shoe line and call it fashion. Here come’s Fergie’s shit. Expect a nice little vacation for your tootsie starting Spring of ‘09. Fergalicious make them boys go loco has started to show off her new line- they’re all pretty trendy shoes that have already been done for a season already (if not longer). But I’m sure they’d be nice for a night out on the town plus they’d compliment that nice little eyebrow piercing you have. Right? Classy and fabulous.

Sick.

The only fashion statement Fergie really ever got right, to me, was Josh Duhamel- but that’s between you and me. Otherwise, I think it might be awhile until I’m sporting Fergie’s pumps. Call me a pessimist, call me an asshole, but mostly I have taste. Sorry.