Honestly, LC had a good thing going for her when she broke away from “Laguna Beach” everyone felt all sad for her because nobody liked her… and now we freaking know why.

Let’s do a quick update on the past few weeks for a day in the life of Lauren Conrad:

• Constant allegations that she is NOT doing any of the creative work for her designer line let alone knows how to sketch designs
• Her neighbors are pissed about a laundry list of shitty things to do to a neighbor like: paparazzi violence, vandalism, production-vehicle parking violations, interruption of internet service for up to 72 hours because of wireless transmission of the shoots they do
• Cristiano Ronaldo was at Club Kress in LA and Lauren showed up to ask him for an autograph… he said no, turned her away, and then asked his friend who the hell she was
• Standard diva-like behavior, showing 2 hours late to an event she was scheduled to host for Svedka’s “Join the Party” campaign

Like, really? You’re rude. She’s famous because she never shuts the hell up on MTV, but even that fame doesn’t translate. Famous not for having a great singing voice, a creative soul, or a funny trick but because she was on “Laguna Beach”, and how did she get on there? Her family lives in a rich area of Southern California.

I wish Lauren Conrad would just shut the hell up. Accept the fact that she made more fame than other reality stars (uh, Tek from Real World…. sweet cameo in “Van Wilder”) but LC, don’t be an asshole because you get paid to wear high heels and talk about how cool your life is all day.