Designers, you have 10 minutes to make a dress out of these shards of glass, face oil-blotting papers, and the wrapper from my Cliff bar this morning… go.

Sure enough, its done. It gets done and it’s damn good too. It’s like watching a couture Macguyver, I don’t even know where they find these people but Project Runway is one of the gems that BRAVO! picked up that actually has some talent to it (thanks Denise Richard’s show…). Unfortunately, if you haven’t heard… this little baby is going straight to Lifetime TV after it’s last season. Wondering why you didn’t even know it already started? Some say it’s Bravo’s bad-wishing the show goodbye.

Now, don’t get me wrong. PR has a serious cult following, but can these people continue to tune in to the channel that’s infamous for 4 hour long movies starring young Sandra Bullock and Zach Morris from Saved by the Bell? I mean, literally… you turn on Lifetime and I guarantee it’s a movie about a young woman who is attacked/raped/abused/addicted and overcomes adversity while simultaneous empowering herself to be independent from men and successfully fulfilled… while also starring every actress imagineable.

Sorry, tangent. I know a girl who is all about Lifetime, I just can’t hang like she does. Either way, Bravo is now testing out some new shows to fill the spot (get ready for this one):

• America’s Top Artist: Sarah Jessica Parker thinking she knows art (stick to the shoes, babygirl)
• Fashion House: a British take on basically the same idea as Project Runway
• Top Chef: Masters: already a bad idea, former stars of Top Chef coming back again for another 15 minutes

And then the new lineup coming fall (…again, get really excited here):

• The Rachel Zoe project: starting Sept 8th (yikes)
• The Real Housewives of Atlanta (…….really?!)
• Tommy Hilfiger Presents: Ironic Iconic America

I’m officially throwing my TV out the window.