Something about the Fourth of July. It’s a day to celebrate patriotism; to drink Budweiser, eat massive amounts of BBQ, and simultaneously setting off illegal fireworks with your buddies with potato salad all over your face. I love how celebrities celebrate though… everything is a photo-op and a chance to dress up dramatically to fit the “part”.

Here Audrina Patridge plays the “I’m just an All-American, patriotic, girl next door from Down South, bucket of KFC, braided hair” part. We get it, you have a bangin’ bod. Girlfriend just rolled straight out of a Tommy Hilfiger commercial in that get-up.

I’m over it. You know whats not American? Starring in a self-indulgent shitty semi-”reality” tv show. Happy Fourth, eat too much Pasta Salad and get fat please… the rest of America is starting to get annoyed.