Ok, I had to do it. Steven Tyler wasn’t kidding when he wrote “dude looks like a lady”. Mr. Thomas Beatie, the former Tracey Lagondino, shows the world you can have your cake and eat it too. Actually, that cliche sounds a little too “Donner Party” to me… meaning in that, he had a sex change and still had a baby girl.

Everyone’s all pissed off about this, after he revealed his pregnancy on the Oprah Winfrey show, saying “I feel it’s not a male or female desire to have a child [...] it’s a human need. I’m a person and I have the right to have a biological child”. Honestly, I’m more pissed that he was on Oprah than the fact that he had a child. That lady is CRAZY. She get’s those crazy eyes, you know, the ones when she’s giving out buckets of cash to everyone in the audience and starts screaming the whole time? …not a good environment for a pregnant man.

Who knew. Homeboy made Arnold Schwarzenegger’s hit movie a reality (yeah, don’t pretend like you didn’t see Junior). So he gave birth to a beautiful HEALTHY little girl in Bend, Oregon with a sealed off room for privacy checked under a false name. He changed his gender legally to a man and had his breasts removed whilst taking male hormones.

His wife Nancy was and is supportive, as they had publically let known that they bought donor vials from a cyrogenic sperm bank, and in opposition from the good doctors words, inseminated at home. Planning on raising the child traditionally, “I will be my daughter’s father and Nancy will be her mother. We will be family”.

Good health and good wishes to the family and their new baby girl. I say, to hell with it… people might be pissed or freaked out or whatever but as long as the child is raised with love, that’s all we can really ask right? I mean it could have been worse… he could have named his child Apl (personal Gwyneth attack… yes). or even worse, Oprah.

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