PIVOOOOOT!!!! PIVOOOTTTTTT!!!!!
yes. this HAS to be the sub-title of the new Friends movie. yeah, I know… a freaking FRIENDS movie!!

There’s already a lot of hate out there going towards this project but yours truly is personally, very excited. This show epitomized the 90’s. Rachel’s hair, Tom Selleck, the nubbin, come on… true icons. So in our nostalgic nod to the 90’s, the crew is getting together back at Central Perk to celebrate the history we all have with smelly cat and co.

There are speaks that each member will make over 19 million each to play these parts (now i KNOW that Matt LeBlanc is pining for that shit after the failure, and I mean FAILURE, of the Joey spinoff).

Ross is currently starring in London’s West End, but sources say that inbetween rehearsals David Schwimmer has been on the phone constantly to thrash out a deal to get ‘Friends’ turned into a movie. “David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston are the first to make positive noises regarding the film and it is thought once they are on board the others will follow suit.”

Let’s be real for like TWO minutes here…

-Lisa Kudrow, pretty much the last thing she did of note was Analyze This HA
-Matt LeBlanc, you owe me my time spent watching Joey back… seriously, that show sucked ass.
-Courtney Cox, you’re married to David Arquette… enough said
-David Schwimmer… West End?
-Matthew Perry… how many DUI’s have you gotten since the end of Friends? I’m sure you need cash to pay those off…
-Jennifer Aniston… good press from the John Mayer thing but he’s a dick, so it’s not positive.. & Brad Pitt left you in the dust for Angie (yeah she looks fat.. I don’t care if she’s preggers… you’re still skinnier than her, HA).

I say bring back Chandler Bing and his bad puns!
The cheesy montage intro of fearless friends playing in a fountain!
Give us Joey’s guido attitude!
Rachels neuroses are neccessary!
Ursula HAS to make a return!

I say BRING IT! I will watch this movie and hope that Ross’ eternal dorkiness and Chandler’s cynicism will continue to make my heart warm inside. Long live the sitcom (screw reality tv these days), long live our Friends at Central Perk.

(&I better see me some Gunther, that guy always creeped me out…. how did he get such white hair?)
Hopefully Frasier will be the next sitcom to movie. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.