(from www.countdownto18.com) wtf. Creeeeeeeeeepy…Jen Benet at 14?

Gossip Girl.
The television phenomena that has taken over a wave of pop culture, style, and .. my life. It’s a neccessary evil in any person’s life… the storyline is bad and over-exaggerated, the scenarios are completely ridiculous and inflated, and it’s hard to believe that juniors in high school can walk into a night club and order a vodka martini. What happened to stealing your parents rum?!

Let’s just say it, I’m a pure hater. In high school I was busy wearing Abercrombie and Fitch going to house parties that were broken up in the middle of nowhere… I certainly wasn’t wearing Alexander McQueen with Blahnik heels.

Either way, one more reason to hate this show. 14-year old Taylor Momsen, who plays the Brooklyn kid trying to fit in with the Upper East Siders, has just signed with IMG Models. Babygirl is literally a baby girl, but she’s rockin’ some high heels and struttin’ her shit with fellow celeb clients like Drew Barrymore, Heidi Klum, Liv Tyler, and Mischa Barton.

Momsen plays the whole “I know I’m pretty but I’ll tell you that I’m a simple girl and was ugly to make the public feel like they can relate to me” card in an interview. “I love wearing jeans and T-shirts. That’s like a uniform for me,” she revealed. “But at the same time, I love getting dressed up. I don’t follow trends with my everyday fashion. I wear what I feel like. Sometimes it doesn’t match and sometimes that’s okay.”

You know she wakes up in the morning has a slave wipe the sleepies crusties from her eyes and puts on a mink fur for the day. Jeans and T-shirts, my ass. Girlfriend is incriminatingly pretty for a 14-year old and probably makes more than my father in an episode.

Not a bad gig, I mean it beats selling lemonade on the side of the street or mowing lawns… dang, 14 just ain’t what it used to be, huh? Welcome to the Grey…try and stay young.