UNCROSS THOSE FINGERS!
QUIT KNOCKING ON WOOD!
STOP HOLDING YOUR BREATH!!!

SHE WILL LIVE, DAMNIT, SHE WILL LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

She’s back, teasin’ that hair, drinkin that hooch, and slurrin’ that speech. Amy Winehouse’s rep has CONFIRMED that she does NOT have TB as originally suspected. Upon collapsing or “blacking out” as they say in her home on Monday, reports of Amy coughing up blood, loosing weight, and lack of appetite has been suspect of her diagnosis of Tuberculosis. (I thought the blood thing was normal, she’s a vampire, isn’t she?!)

Doctors had her on an IV drip in the hospital, scared that she wouldn’t be able to play Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday party or the Glastonbury Festival; babygirl is BACK. Wino’s spokesperson, Chris Goodman confirmed she took a TB test which came back negatory. Does anyone know if she took an HIV test?

I wish I were going to Nelson Mandela’s birthday party… how strange is it that he is having Amy perform? Don’t you think he’d rather have Eddie Murphy or maybe the Dalai Lama read aloud or something? I’d go see Eddie. Not some vampire psycho wretching on the stage with some cockneyed accent. eh, what can you do. Glad you’re back Amy, because now we can continue to talk shit and not feel so guilty about it,