Little hottie-tottie’s the Jonas Brothers reveal to OK! what they look for in a girl:
“I look for somebody who is really good to mom, somebody who likes to have fun [...] it’s really important that when they walk into a room, they don’t only greet the people they think they’re supposed to greet, but they greet everybody” says Joe Jonas.

Kevin Jonas chimes in, “its a girl you can talk to on the phone and it be okay that you’re not always there”.

so. Someone who has a mom and that talks to everyone. But not neccessarily Kevin because he wants to talk on the phone but not to her, specifically. “yeah the bands doing well, we’re really hot, everybody loves us, we’re making a ridiculous amount of money for wearing ridiculously small clothing. blah blah blah i love myself… don’t chime in, I’M TALKING”. Sounds thrilling.

I bet their ideal woman is a man. Yeah, I said it. Their pants are entirely too tight to think straight. HA pun intended. I’m just not quite sure what the hell those responses are supposed to mean. Then they included some bit about their purity rings. I’m lost. I think they should just stick to wearing top hats and singing, like the Disney puppets they are… not interviewing magazines with extreme punctuation marks in their titles.

Or maybe I’m just jealous they have nice hair, it’s hard to tell.