
Yeah, it’s a rough life being in the public eye- which is why stars get pressured into stylists, personal hair dressers, personal makeup artists, trainers, self-tanning, etc….so what in the HELL is Hilary’s excuse right NOW?! Girlfriend is lettin’ that shit hang all out. Now lets be real here, yes, people have been going pretty hard on her especially in light of the fact that she used to have a pretty haggard eating disorder. Yes, she looks better now that she’s not participating in a day of the dead festival or using her rib bones as toothpicks; but what’s the deal? The left picture has been taken more recently than the right but lets be real here, cut off jean shorts?!I will DAMN Daisy Duke to hell for breaking those shits out, denim shorts (CUT-OFFS, mind you) have been the bane of any girl’s existence ever since she has hit puberty, yet nobody wants to let go of the fact that they have thighs and wear them all the time. Lots of times they are cut from jeans that you used to have and therein become tight, restraining, teeny, frayed up, denim booty shorts. You always cut them and realize too lately that they FRAY UP because theres NO HEM. Thanks a lot, summer; you know what? I blame this on summer. Who in their right mind wants to pair cut offs with cowboy boots?! It’s hot as hell outside, must be making Hilary delusional. Somebody get this girl a glass of water and the jaws of life, she’s gonna need them shits to cut her outta those shorts.Sorry girlfriend, this is reality. Well that, and I’m just kind of a hater. Either way, welcome to the list
Hilary Duff has more thighs than KFC.
June 18th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: Bitch-slap the Grey
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