I truly believe there is enough evil in this world, but to no avail, thank you to three graduated NYC students; Randy Blair, Timothy Michael Drucker, and Zach Redler- congratulations, you are three biggest tools in this ENTIRE universe. Yeah, the trifecta from tribeca, responsible for the idea of … get ready for it,

“PEREZ HILTON SAVES THE UNIVERSE (OR AT LEAST THE GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA): THE MUSICAL”.

….vomit. I know I use this phrase ad nauseum but, ARE YOU KIDDING ME. This is like a sick joke or a really bad bet that went something like…”Dude, if you can’t drink a gallon of milk in 30 seconds then you have to write a Perez Hilton musical”, right?! Soooo, these three braniacs bring to us the abomination of making musicals even worse, RIP The Sound of Music. And they have to live with that.

Look at the riff raff NYU is producing now, and the best part is… these three pop-oholics and celeb spotters are 24! Shouldn’t they have a cubicle and health insurance by now? Or maybe this is their life dream… to dream in pink, to catch celeb bumps, to paste Perez’s nasty face all over the world attatched to a clef note. For shame, for shame. It’s one thing to indulge in a little celeb gossip and trash talk, but to make Perez Hilton into a musical? These kids probably wet their pants at paparazzi pictures of Katherine Heigel sneaking a cupcake for lunch. Cool life.

I’ve got a great idea, make Perez’s head even bigger. He already launched an awful clothing line at effing Hot Topic… and a good vocal sector of his audience has already trashed him in multiple forums. It’s almost masochistic… keep selling your weblog body to the masses, a proverbial e-whore and a complete sell-out. It hurts to watch all the disapproval coming out of it. The truth is harsh but what’s even harsher? Bleach + pink/blue/orange hair dye… think about that one next time…a classic GREY Sell-out.