One more reason to hate Lindsay Lohan:
The infamous, 6216, her attempt at fashion and design. Coined from Marilyn Monroe’s (sigh… I know, we get it, Lindsay Lohan is obsessed with Marilyn Monroe) birthday, June 1, 1926- her line is one of high fashion, hard thinking, innovation, and lots of creative construction. Yeahhhh, it’s a bunch of leggings.

and, BLACK leggings at that. I could do this in my sleep. Hell, I could have done this when I was all hopped up on Vicodin from getting my wisdom teeth out… I could barely eat mashed potatoes, but I definitely could have done this. omg, pleeeaseeee, Lindsay Lohan, I beg of you… just stop already. Oh, but get this, she’s putting her creative spin on things by adding “exposed zips, glittery fabrics, and shiny knee patches”.

….wow. I never cease to be amazed when she speaks of fashion. Because no one’s seen exposed zips (skinny stovepipe jeans), glittery fabrics (American Apparel leggings popularized by Nylon magazine), and shiny knee patches (equestrian leggings worn by jockeys and made fashionable by Ralph Lauren). Girlfriend is out of her damn mind. Her and partner slash fellow brainchild, Kristi Kaylor, have come to agreements with Fred Segal to exclusively sell their “footless tights, cashmere leg warmers, and ankle gloves” starting at $40 on August 30th.

What the hell is an ankle glove?!
…LiLo is an idiot.