Omg so rude, Kate Moss replaced by Alice Dellal for the Agent Provocateur Campaign prized at 500,000 pounds. Moss has been involved with Agent Provocateur in the past, in 2006 she did a bridal lingerie campaign- but now, her shit’s been swooped on. By a 20-year old, ouch. To make it even worse, they went for an “edgier” girl… which usually means unconventionally “beat”.

Homegirl is a mess. Alice Dellal has a partially shaved head and a nose ring, she’s described as “rebellious”, half-Brazilian, half-British, and a socialite. Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me. Sounds like a HOT. MESS. Anyway, The Sun reported that Dellal has already started shooting some top secret shit with the lingerie company, and that the owners of the company, Joseph Corre and Serena Rees decided to give Agent Provacateur a new, trendier, fresh-faced model for their campaigns.

A source was quoted in that, “everyone is stunned. Kate’s shots were really well received, but bosses thought it was time to move on. They wanted a fresh new face and think they’ve found the candidate in Alice”. Agent’s all over the place though, at some point they wanted to hire Lily Allen to do some modeling for them, … why the hell they’d want to do that, I have no idea.

Kate Moss is 30 effing 4, ok? Yeah, I said it. Get over it, man. I mean the average model pretty much is over by the time she’s 21. Why can’t Kate Moss accept this gracefully. I bet she’s pissed. Whatever, welcome to the LIST!