Pete Wentz &Ashlee Simpson… yeah we know. Pete is an idiot. Ashlee is an idiot. They think its funny to tell people that they’re spending their honeymoon in their basement with blow up trees. Or that their wedding is in La Jolla. Or that Ashlee’s preggo. Or that she’s not. I think its sad. Whatever. Here’s the new development (although you can’t believe a damn thing they tell you because they lie so much).

APPARENTLY Pete got Ashlee a bee-utiful little wedding present.. he commissioned Nathan Sawaya to create a huge bee made of Legos. YEAH. A bee sculpture made of Legos. I’d be mad as hell, are you kidding me? All that stupid Fall Out Boy money he made from wearing tight pants and selling the hell out, he got her a damn bee sculpture. Here’s the genius reason why.

“It’s romantic of course. In Hindu myth, Kama, the god of love, has a bow… made up of bees. In the ancient Greek world, the bee symbolized the soul. And the Roman god of love is often pictured with bees or being stung. I made this bee for a boy who wanted to give his girl a special wedding gift. They are a fun couple as evidenced by their Alice in Wonderland themed wedding”.

IDIOTS. I’m starting to wonder if they even deserve to be Grey at all…tbd