Lindsay Lohan and effing Samantha Ronson. Let’s go there for a second.

In all honesty I’m sick of having to hear all the stupid rumors about them dating, hooking up, sending each other freaky weird text messages about getting married, and so on and so forth. Apparently a while back, they were sending private Myspace messages that got quite graphic. We get it, they’re creepy weird bff’s that sometimes makeout? I wouldn’t put any of this past Lohan, by the way, homegirl is whack as hell. Any how, nothings set in stone unless its caught by picture. Apparently this one is legit.

The scissoring sisters were caught in Cannes on Thursday, Diddy hosted a yacht-party. Seriously, wtf. Why wasn’t I invited? What’s up with Samantha Ronson anyway? Is she getting paid to be getting caught up in this Lohan shit? I feel like psycho Mommy Lohan set this up. I’m over it..in a Grey sort of way.