Quote of the DAY:
“It’s also a special time for Laura, who this Mother’s Day weekend will watch a young woman we raised together walk down the aisle.” - President George Bush

If you ask me, that was just selfish of Jenna. Way to steal the thunder of Mother’s Day with your own wedding! So let’s just dive right into this beezy, one of the main problems I’m having with this wedding is the whole notion of having an “organic and natural” wedding. Bitch wore an embroidered Oscar de la Renta gown!!

Jenna Bush and Henry Hager were not alone on the alter… THERE WAS A FOUR FOOT LIMESTONE CROSS there! Yikes, four feet?! That’s a bit much, I feel. Especially when the President is more appreciated by the majority as somewhat non-denominational.

Apparently, according to People, Jenna and Henry’s marriage makes Jenna the first daughter of a sitting United States president to marry in 16 years! Wow! Anyway, delving into the nitty gritty of it all. Blah blah blah, dinner and dancing, blah blah blah, it was so beautiful. The bridesmaids dresses were watercolors to match the Texas wildflowers. The father and daughter danced to “You Are So Beautiful” by Joe Crocker (kinda creepy?), to which President Bush did admit to tearing up a few times.

It was an intimate wedding, only 200 were there (Jenna has no friends, Henry is a nerd), the details of the nuptials had been kept secret (they weren’t that exciting), the couple will honeymoon in Europe (they also have no imagination), and they plan to live together in Baltimore (I guess Henry does enjoy crabs).