(camera phone creepin’ caught this one!)

Yes, yes, Senator Barack Obama closed in on the Democratic presidential nomination, as Hillary Clinton refuses to abandon her fading White House hopes after putting $6.4 million towards her campaign- but the exciting news here is that, Chelsea Clinton is friends with Sophie B. Hawkins.

Chelsea’s been on a lesbian bar pub crawl that started in Portland’s Red Dress Party and is now going to Philidelphia to march on with the gayness. Word on the street (via www.Towlerod.com), “Just got word there is a very strong possibility that my new friend Chelsea Clinton is heading back to Portland for a very special appearance on Tuesday, May 13. Chelsea will be collecting ballots alongside out and very proud recording artist Sophie B. Hawkins.”

YES. YES. YES. if ANYBODY was listening to shitty radio in the 90’s, you KNOW what I’m talkin’ about here. “as i lay me down to sleep, this i pray: that you will hold me dear”. This song was sandwhiched right in between “Walkin’ on the Sun” by Smashmouth and “Steal my Sunshine” by Len. It’s like complete 90’s gold.

I wish I was the daughter of a Presidential hopeful so that I could hang out with Third Eye Blind, or something. So obviously Hillary’s getting the gay vote… but the question is, will she get the 90’s pop kid’s vote??? WE WILL SEE! Hopefully at her next speech, she will be playing NOW! That’s What I Call Music Vol. 1.

By the way, has anyone here taken psychology 101? Hmmm, let’s see if Chelsea comes out of the closet any time soon. Why? Well…that is simple…philandering dad (= asshole dad) Mom with a dick (= dad) i guarantee she would not be the man in the relationship…she needs a tough woman that reminds her of her mom…(who i still think is also going to come out of the closet soon) Sorry Chelsea…there is nothing wrong with coming out of the closet, unless your mommy thinks it will hurt the campaign. (I would not mess with that woman) I think it is sweet and that you’ll be much happier…and always on the Grey.