Upon losing to Billary in Pennsylvania, Barack comes to Indiana to make a speech thanking everyone for being fearful and holding on to their guns… ahem, I mean for coming out to vote. Throwing in a few shoutouts, I think Barack forgot his most faithful benefactor…

Please watch this clip and notice any sort of product placement?? Thats right, the forgotten voting demographic… the Abercrombie and Fitch bro’s. The puka shell necklace wearing, cargo short sporting, cell phone texting, high-fiving, keg beer drinking bro’s. These dudes are LOVIN’ Obama. I mean they are Ba-rock and rolling behind Obama as he’s speaking! In true dude bro fashion, about 1:30 into the clip the one with the blatant “Fitch” logo on his shirt starts texting someone and then picks up the phone!! lololol are you kidding me!? Probably texting his gf, maybe finding out where the party’s at, maybe sending a pic message to his buddies. These kids are famous for being typical dudes. The camera is literally pointed right at the kid and he’s just t-9′ing away. “dude, check me out on msnbc. i look swole, huh?” classic. I love bro’s… I think that’s why Barack is so successful, he’s great at bromancing the demographics. Speaking of which… next on my list