So only a Las Vegas morning radio show would be as obnoxious as they are to interview Paris Hilton and ask her dumb questions like, “Would you rather have Jessica Simpson’s rack or Kim Kardashian’s ass?” (Obvi, the rack)

And only Paris Hilton would be dumb enough to respond with, “I would not want that, that’s gross… that’s disgusting.” She continues to self-glorify, she digs her own boobs and that Jessica’s are too big. Of course the DJ is trying to get as much out of Paris as he can, “You just said Kim Kardashian’s ass is gross,” and Paris answered “Yeah, I did… it reminds me of cottage cheese inside of a big (?) trash bag.”

Paris never lets me down, so witty and imaginative. Cottage cheese in a trash bag. Thank you for that.

Blah, blah, blah. Paris is being a hateful bitch. I mean, what can you say. Clearly, Kim Kardashian has a huge ass. Nobody tried to deny that. Fantasizers and Tone Loc are drooling all over the world to get a piece of that ass, but we can definitely criticize her sad attempt at reality tv. I mean, really? How long can I sit behind the tube watching Kim getting her tacky nails done like a chola?

Either way, Paris released a statement apologizing:
“I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke,” Paris tells In Touch exclusively. “I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!” Kim accepts the apology, telling In Touch, “Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”

I feel dumb for even typing that. Welcome to theGrey Kim, stay with it…and you Paris, we’ll we imagine you’ll be Grey for a while. Anyway, enjoy the picture of Paris and Kim looking tacky in Louis Vuitton…hey Kim, why all covered up? How much did you guys get paid by LV to walk down the beach with the matching bags? Forget tv and the movies…real life product placement is where it’s at…right Adnan?