Yikes!!!!!

We’ll keep it short and sweet. SERENA WILLIAMS IS A DUDE. Just look at those thighs, pure muscle and bigger than my waist!

All badonkadonk aside, I think I’d rather make out with Mike Tyson, he’s more feminine than she is. Although I’m afraid she might read this and whoop my ass…and maybe Mike’s! Sorry, babygirl, sometimes the beach just ain’t where it’s supposed to be…