Is this for real? I mean, we know there’s tons of sexual tension between you and Hillary, but shouldn’t you be more discreet? I mean you’re oozing sexual tension, like two 16-year-olds at 1am on prom night just trying to break into the coatroom to ‘Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel’.

It would be a great moment in world history for these two to get engaged or at least get caught…that may top the power BeyonJay couple…maybe. Well, maybe not. Anyway, what a typical man…powerful, staring at breasts, presidential, well endowed (no…we don’t mean the national endowment for the arts either…we mean enDOWed…). I think we may like him more now than before these photos were released. What? This photo was never released? What? You didn’t look at her tits? What? theGreyList did it again? Ok…so the original photo had a slightly different angle, but we couldn’t resist. We are all waiting for it to happen so here at theGrey we just sped up time a bit. No, we won’t show you the real photo! Google it beeeeyach!

Obama and Clinton in karma sutra poses…definitely on the Grey List!