QUOTE OF THE DAY!:

“The ABC video showed a fleeting rear view of Obama descending into the water, but that was enough to trigger the buzz for “obama hawaii” (+130%), “obama vacation” (+113%) and, of course, the aforementioned shirtless queries.”

THIS JUST IN! PRESIDENTS TAKE TRIPS TO HAWAII TOO!!! gaaaspppp- HE HAD HIS SHIRT OFF IN HAWAII!!???? GEEZ LOUISE $*#(@)*$(#@*($*#@)*$#) ALERT THE PRESSES!

hahahahahhahah

Obama taking his shirt off in Hawaii causes a Y2K meltdown on search engines. Gotta love that our prez is kind of a hottie in an academia way. Michelle is a lucky lady! 

ew remember when Christina Aguilera went through that weirdo “’50s Only” look… all pussycat dolls, all 50’s attire? super strange.

either way im stoked that she’s left that phase behind, as well as leaving the assless chaps phase behind (no pun intended! lololol good on)… whats next for good ol Christina? Apparently the lumberjack phase. A lumberjack stack of pancakes for one.

JK- Christina is actually looking good nowadays… especially with her bangin’ campaign for Target, I think I actually might start liking her again ::gasp!!::

Here she is doing a little of that last minute christmas shopping.

Speaking of last minute christmas shopping, for those of you who haven’t seen this…

its just hilarious.

http://www.urlesque.com/2008/12/16/the-best-worst-of-skymall-2008/

whoa whoa whoaaaa.

she looks like a christmas present from ike to tina in the 80’s in all that gold lame but dang, Kim’s shapin’ UP!

good for her!!!

this is her at Spike TV’s VGA’s, and can I be the first to say I love that she abandoned the Fran Drescher circa The Nanny bouffant hair and opted for a chic sleek style!! 

ok.

let me get this straight.
YOU SMELL LIKE A WHOPPER???
BURGER KING IS PUTTING OUT COLOGNE.

Appropriately called, FLAME! with the tagline “the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat”.  My dear goodness, I need to see this immediately!! If you want to die of laughter please visit http://www.firemeetsdesire.com SERIOUSLY?! Burger King is hitting an awkward low, here.

Apparently only offered online and at Ricky’s (never heard of it?) at a whopping (no pun intended) $4 a bottle… this has got to be something I’m going to trick my friends into buying so I can see what this is about. But the real question is, can I still have it my way? Can I order my cologne without mayonnaise but with extra ketchup? 

Burger King is already starting to catch some bad press with their new “Whopper Virgins” promotion, getting a slap on the wrist for taunting impoverished countries with burgers and such… this could be the next Pinto… a failure.

I’m assuming that guy over there must have it on because he’s being aggressively chased by two dogs and a fat man, so I’m going to chase him down and see what its all about!

QUOTE OF THE DAY!:
“Paris has worked on her acting chops lately and showed some comedy prowess in her YouTube spoof of running for president. Disney suits saw it and think she may be developing some comedic-actress potential.” 

They must be talking about “The Hottie and the Nottie” LOLOLOL COME ON!!!
Great movie, Paris &DJ QUALLS?? ewwwwww. She’s awful.

Apparently begging for the role of Tinkerbell, Paris wants to ruin another person’s movie aspirations. Her show, btw, “My New BFF” makes me want to vomit- dear goodness, she can’t even get her own dogs to like her let alone psycho’s on tv.

Needless to say, we’re less than thrilled to know that she could possibly be getting paid EVEN MORE MONEY to be her same ol’ worthless self. ugh…

ps. nice headband, Paris… we know a Blair Waldorf wanna-be when we see one and lets just put it this way, Dorota would be more than upset to see such an awful doppelganger.

eh,

here’s a pic of Lo Bosworth leaving the Crown Bar in Hollywood.
I personally don’t think she should be glorified, shes just a bitchy little minion of LC’s.

This is the only girl that LC can pay to still be friends with her (esp after that stupid blowout with Audrina).
So… enjoy… i guess? 

HALLELUJAH! 
Bratz maker MGA entertainment is succumbing to Mattel (the makers of Barbie); after four long years there was finally the recognition that the creator of Bratz, Carter Bryant, was working at Mattel while he thought up the idea for Bratz and that might have influenced the look of the dolls???

UHH. DUHHHH!!!

If I were good ol’ Babs I’d be PISSED. These Bratz dolls are all a bunch of bro hoe’s, goths, and lowlifes? Sorry hunny, you’re not foolin anyone with those penciled in eye brows and pleather skirts. If I were Barbie, I’d say you can HAVE it! You know those huge bobble head of dolls won’t be able to fit into Barbie’s dream car or even her dream Malibu beach house… it’s just not physically possible…

Those anatomically incorrect fat head dolls have been ruining the lives of many for the past four years and its time to get those things OFF the shelf! They were cut a huge break though, the judge ruled that the dolls will be retired after Christmas shopping season (super lucky.. don’t know how they pulled that one off).

Either way, I say good riddance! 

Ohhhhh, Tom Cruise.

Back again in action on the upcoming issue cover of Details.
Exactly what details will be revealing to men this issue?
The power of scientology?
How to make your wife submissive?
Subtitle: from Dawson’s Creek to Wax Figurine?

Homeboy has a bit of what we call, the tranny makeup on, on this cover-
YEAH RIGHT. They either photoshopped the shit out of him
or used that software that porno makers use to make over 18 year olds look younger on tape?

Same outcome anyway.
Good luck to him on this one… 

GO! International via Target is something of an anomaly- socially acceptable, available for a short enough spurt so that its desirable, and affordable? yes. With Proenza Schouler, Luella Bartley, and Alice Temperly offering their genius for a bit, the most exciting designer yet is about to put his genius up for sale… SUPER sale.

INTRODUCING; ALEXANDER MCQUEEN!

McQ Alexander McQueen for Target collection will be launched on Target.com and select stores nationwide March 1, 2009 through April 11, 2009.

::sigh:: i can’t wait..

For all of you who have been holding their breath, Influence is out, the book by Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen?

If youre in the LA area, here’s your chance to see them in person for a signing:

Wednesday, November 12th in Los Angeles:
7:00-8:00pm PT at Borders in Westwood
1360 Westwood Boulevard, Los Angeles, CA 90024

Congratulations, Barack! We knew you’d pull through!
&its a good thing too, look at the funny email thats been circulating!!

I want to live in New California!
Dear Red States,

If you manage to steal this election too we’ve decided we’re leaving.  We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren’t aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty

You get Dollywood.

We get Intel and Microsoft.
You get WorldCom.

We get  Harvard.
You get Ole’ Miss.

We get 85% of America’s venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue.You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition’s, we get a bunch of happy families.

You get a bunch of single moms.

Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war,  and we’re going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they’re apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don’t care if you don’t show pictures of their children’s caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we’re not willing to spend our resources in Bush’s Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the country’s fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation’s fresh fruit, 95% of America’s quality wines, 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, 95% of the corn and soybeans (thanks Iowa!), most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92% of all U.S.mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we’re discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

Finally, we’re taking the good pot, too. You can have that crummy stuff they grow in Mexico.
Peace out,

Blue States

Wait, lets talk about this for a second (I know, I know, I’m a few days late on bringing this up but its really been irking me…); Nate Archibald and little J. MAKING OUT. While he’s LIVING in her big brothers (his ‘friend’s) house…. where Jenny sleeps and hasn’t hit puberty in yet.

&WHAT is WITH THAT HAIRCUT. Since when is Jenny a crackhead hoe? All that black liner?? WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?!&the supermodel she hangs out with… i’m sure its just ironic that her name is agness… &IM SURE ITS SPELT AGYNESS like nasty agyness deyn!? Super annoying.

I have been reading in forums that people are either super upset (me) about the Jenny Nate situation and some people use the argument that in the show they’re 15 and 17… I’ll just say it, NATE IS EFFING HOT. like, RIDICULOUSLY too pretty for her… &he LOOKS LIKE HES 23 (WHICH HE IS!!!!!!!). Super creepy to me.

And can we talk about Vanessa… how does she ruin a relationship every episode?

IM GETTING UPSET AT GOSSIP GIRL.
Someone has got to do something… what are your thoughts?

ohhh LEANNE! congratulations on your victory for Project Runway Season 5!!

In all honesty, I am giving myself mad credit for calling this one after the second episode! I freakin’ KNEW she would make it to the top three, let alone WIN?! Her designs were classy &beautiful, understated and eco friendly! How could the judges not give her the number 1??

AND- good ol’ Tim Gunn as the guest judge. Between you and me, I would have been kind of pissed off if J.Lo were going to be the celebrity guest judge, anyway. Homegirl is BUSTED up. Maid in Manhattan was NOT about to judge fashion, I’m sorry… I’m drawing the line there! It was nice to see Tim in the spotlight chiming away. &if you’re a watcher, how great was it to see Kenley’s face freak out when she heard Tim was the guest judge?

Maybe she shouldn’t have sassed off so much to him.

So congratulations to Leanne! you can find her fashions at www.leannemarshall.com; definitely check it out… shes consistent with her look and I’m certain that she will definitely be going places.

Also, if you were diggin’ her runway song.. check out her musician/bf(??) on myspace at http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=65710503

pretttyyyy legit.

Anybody out there a “the Office” watcher?
Lately, I cannot get enough… slash last nights episode, with Creed showing up as the exact Joker replica.
Does anybody feel me on this???

lololol Well I have of recent been obsessed with sitting in my bed at home &checking up on a website called www.hulu.com; its a website that you can watch episodes of certain tv shows online! And the quality is amazing, it actually has less commercials than the NBC.com website.

Anyway- I just wanted to put it out there, that even though Darryl (whom we wrote about not too long ago) is still loved, because he is HILARIOUS in this episode. Slash, I love all the random little subtleties that the Office puts in their show; i.e., Jims older brothers doing the same exact look at the camera with a funny face that is signature Jim Halpert.

AND can I just say! FINALLY, Jim and Pam… just get married and have five million amazingly hilarious kids already!!!!!!!!!!!!

um. no offense, but I though AC/DC was like, dead.
But really. I welcome back AC/DC with their new album “Black Ice”; I figure it would have the word black in it but I was hoping it was Back Again in Black, Back Problems in Black, what have you. After an 8 year break, AC/DC is ready to make metal fun again.

Here’s the kicker though- no iTunes availability.

(ps. wtf. did Obey make this album cover? jeeeez)

Only available in your local smiley face rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ Wal-Mart stores. So here’s the question…. is it really because AC/DC thinks we’ve sold out as music fans? Or they signed a deal so that Wal Mart continues to get richer and AC/DC splits it with em? I believe that yes, maybe the nostalgic record store is dead… in all reality, who really buys cds anymore?

It’s all about the mp3 baby, its the .wav of the future (hahahaha get it?) I say… absolutely, in an age where music is stolen, copied, re-recorded, all over a computer… if I really wanted a cd I’d definitely go out there and buy it.

So basically… I’m gonnna go to my local Wal Mart… load it into my iTunes… &then burn it for all my friends, slash put it on the internet for all the lazy asses who can’t get out of their gamer chair to listen to what they thought would be hells bells…

QUOTE OF THE DAY!:
“There are four new entries in the top 40 portion of the Hot 100. That’s the highest number of debuts from four different albums since the chart dated June 8, 1996. Toni Braxton debuted at No. 7 that week with “You’re Makin’ Me High” / “Let It Flow” and Metallica opened at No. 10 with “Until It Sleeps.” Coincidentally, the two highest new entries this week are Christina Aguilera’s “Keeps Gettin’ Better” (RCA) at No. 7 and Nickelback’s “Gotta Be Somebody” (Roadrunner) at No. 10.”
-Billboard.com; on Christina Aguilera?

Are we back in love with her again?
In all honesty the whole pin up girl thing kind of creeped me out… how she like, never went out of costume or role? either way, these new album photoshoots are cute, she looks… extremely airbrushed… but that’s how we like em right?

The only thing comedic about Sarah Silverman… is her style.
BUH DUM.. CHHHHHHHH.
that would be me trying to make that funny punchline drum sound…

but alas, I’m not so good with making sounds into words.
this is Miss Silverman on her way to David Letterman.
I wonder who she’s F&#*%&cking now?

It’s like, I don’t even need to say anything; you already know how excited i am.

omg.
i’ve seriously been racking my brain…
HOW DO THESE EVEN WORK?!

irregardless, amazing show, amazing show.
Balenciaga is amazing.
If they can get models into what seems like…
footie, spraypainted shoes that are walkable?

just doin’ what they do.